Bureau of Patient Observation·EST. ~4,200,000,000 BCE·Geological Division·Earth

Public Notice 01

We have discovered a rock that grows.
We are not ready to talk about it yet.

A formal announcement will follow in due course. In the meantime, observation continues. The specimen is doing what it has been doing for approximately three hundred and twelve million years, which is to say: growing, slowly, in the manner of rocks.

SPECIMENBasaltic, Igneous
GEOLOGICAL AGE~ 312,000,000 years
GROWTH RATE0.0000027 mm / day
PROJECTED GROWTH (12 months)0.000986 mm
CLASSIFICATIONClass I — Active
STATUSCONFIRMED ACTIVE
RECOMMENDED ACTIONPatient observation
Register interest in the Annual Growth Report
One notification when the specimen is publicly released. No further correspondence is anticipated.
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